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The Mighty Ben Wah & His Legion Of Fans
Excuse The Legion On The Right For Taking
A Nap....She Was Tired....


The Mighty Ben Wah Lets It
All Hang Out In Turn Three


The Mighty Ben Wah Heads For Turn Four
In A Marvelous Display Of Handling The Ben-Wah
Mobile At Hight Speed....


With the Mighty Ben-Wah button missing for over a month,
the Mighty Ben-Wah tried to rally the villagers, as he mustered all
his courage and held off the challenges of Chuckles McKee
and qualified in the first heat. This warmed the cockles of the villagers
hearts and they were happy but they will not dance naked
in the streets until the Mighty Ben-Wah button is returned
to the sacred spots. And then.......................


.....It rained and the race was called off and the Mighty Ben-Wah
had to change his tire and he got wet and the villagers were again sad
 as they said the Mighty Ben-Wah didn't have enough sense to come in
out of the rain.  But the Mighty Ben-Wah disagreed and said
he did too as he had come in out of the rain lots of times. 
So let it be written, So let it be done!

The Saga Of Ben Wah Continues
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Ralph Corwin Photography©2008
Scripts Courtesy Dynamic Drive